On Monday:
YB: Hey babe, just listen to me carefully, ready?
JD: o.k.
YB: I want PIZZA, french fries, ice cream, KFC, Mexican, Chinese, Thai, Sushi...
JD: guess somebody is hungry
YB: I am starving
On Wednes day ...ish:
YB: I don't know why I really want some pizza. Don't you want pizza? maybe not.
JD: ....
On Thursday in bed:
YB; I want pizza.
JD: We'll get pizza this weekend.
YB: wooo how about cici's? we can have unlimited access to pizza for less than $5.
JD: NO gosh, that's gross. maybe we can get some from Chesapeake pizza.
Friday:
JD: you know what? i am hungry i can do BURGER AND FRENCH FRIENDS ( THE WORSE FOOD EVER IN THE PLANET: probably worse than pizza)
YB: Do you want pizza?
JD: How about tropical smoothie? I want something REAL HEALTHY ( all of sudden). We'll get pizza this weekend.
YB: I thought you wanted burgers and fries
JD: Well, I want either a burger with fries OR tropical smoothie ( BUT NOT PIZZA: I don't care how bad you want it).
YB: Fine. I am gonna get pizza on my own. by the time this weekend comes, I think I'll want INDIAN OR THAI
JD: Definitely Thai, but NOT INDIAN
YB: Well, in that case, INDIAN IT IS.
An hour later JD texts YB
JD: miss you hon. what are you up to? how are you?
YB: Great. thinking about our date on this weekend at an INDIAN restaurant
*****For the record, jondale HATES Indian food
*** For the record, I don't feel like eating Indian food, but I am gonna make myself to eat it just to show him off
This is where honeybee becomes a hornet
3 comments:
Okay, that hornet pic is GROSS.
This is hilarious.
well the next day, we ended up ordering pizza, but it wasn't ask good as it was in NY. I felt sick to my stomach 'cause it was so greasy. I didn't use to have any problem with that when I was in college. i guess my taste buds changed
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